Hey

It's been awhile since I've been on here. I'm going to post on here, but I just haven't posted recently. I will, so whatever. I also have a myspace account. It is http://www.myspace.com/ghostcaptain2006. Of you're like a killer or w/e, don't bother getting personal info, there's none here or there. Thanks, BYE!!!!

Pretty or Ugly????

Most people feel sorry for ugly people because they don't have many friends, but no one feels sorry for a beutiful person surrounded by friends. Honestly, if I had to pick to be super ugly or super handsome, I would pick ugly. That's because, while the ugly person has to worry about getting friends, the really beutiful people have to put up with people's constant remarks and constant stares and they always have to wonder whether or not the people who hang around them actually are their friends and not just people who want to be around the someone who looks good.
I remember one day not too long ago. A girl had put on a dress and was going to a concert, so she walked into the bus to go there. As she walked down the aisle, this guy said, "Hey (person's name), you look good in that dress, but you'd look even better without it." I was like 'Oh my gosh! You pervert!'. See???? They have to put up with comments like that every day!

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Quack!!!!

Oh my gosh, I've had a cough for awhile now, so I went to the local clinic to get it checked out. The guy that we were scheduled to see wasn't there, so instead of him, we got the local quack. She was framing questions to push allergies, a diagnosis which is common to all of her victims. When she finally decided that it wasn't allergies, she reccomended a regimen appropriate for a drowning hydrophobic. She said, "the regimen that I reccomend would be a cortizon injection, a provant inhaler, and an albeuteral inhaler until the cough goes away". I literally said, "No, I'm not shoving steroids down the hatch every time I cough". That statement was followed by a very hateful glance from the physician's assistant who asks to be called doctor, and an equally hateful reply: "Well, it's either that or disguisting cough medicine every 4 hours." "Disguisting cough medicine", I replied. My mom thought that, because of an earlier infection, parts of my throat were inflamed and the cough was self-perpetuating, so she thought that the cortizon shot was a good idea. I didn't think it was, but I relented (after being by the doctor assured that what the cortizon puts into my system is produced by my kidneys [therefore not elsewhere {my manliness}]). I don't think that I'm going to even take the cough medicine, though. If they're right that it's just inflamed, then perhaps I can just ignore that ever-present tickling in my trachea by force of will, and not by force of quack.

Ghost Captain's Scribe

SOLO

I have to cut out half of my solo for regional solo/ensemble. My solo is 10 mins. long played up to tempo, and we're not playin' that fast. The time limit is 5 minutes. WOW, we have to cut out a lot.

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-Ghost Captain's Scribe

P.S. I'm not mad or n e thing, just had some extra energy

Fender Bender

Crap. First Crash. I stopped at the stop sign, and I looked right. There was one car. I looked left, there were none, and the one that there was passed while I was lookin' left. So I accelerated, then there's this truck beside me. I slammed on the brakes. Too late. I have a suspicion that the person must have been speeding, because I don't see how they could get there that soon otherwise, but whatever, I was still the one with the stop sign. Darn!

Ghost Captain's Driver Emeritus

Eagle Scout

Well, I'm an Eagle Scout now. About time. People all were tellin' me how hard they grill you at the Eagle Board of Review, but really it was more conversational then interrogational. Well, I got Eagle, and I made my mom do the time-honored tradition of gettin' us stuff at sonic. I saw Minastauriel there (for those of you who know who that is). I didn't know that she worked there, so that was interesting. I've already said stuff about our new ethernet cable, so thas' about it. Cya. BYE!!!!

----Ghost Captain Scribe----

WOW

We finally got ehternet, and our connection speed just got upgraded from 44 kbps to 100 mbps. wow.