In Mr. W----'s class (Math Teacher)

In Mr. W----'s (who we'll call Chadaranazooey from now on)class, Chadaranazooey asked me what I was going to major in in college. I told him that I was going to major in undeclared. He told me that I should declare to be with one department, so that perhaps some of the professors would pull some strings for me to get into some classes, and they'd probably be interested in me getting the degree I want, etc. So I thought for a few minutes, and now I know what I'm going to major in. I'm going to major in Mathmatical Nuclear Clarinet. You see, the idea is that you play notes from mathmatical calculations instead of written notes. And you play these notes on a nuclear powered death-metal clarinet. You see, you play the notes as usual, except that there is an electrical mechanism attached to the bell that amplifies and modifies the sound to become death-metal. Also, this electrical device is powered by a nuclear reactor. Therefore, I will have a Mathematical Nuclear Death-Metal Clarinet. Of course, this doesn't fit easily into any of the existing departments at the college which I plan to attend, so they'll probably just make me head of my own department, with everyone in the other departments (Music, Math, and Science) working under me, since all of their departments are just subdivisions of my department. This is a new degree, and I know that soon there will be an absolutely huge demand for Mathematical Nuclear Death-Metal Clarinet players. I will certainly be rich for having come up with this idea. See all of you people NEVER AGAIN!!!! HAHA, I'M GONNA BE RICH!!!! AND WHEN I'M RICH I'LL BUST OUT OF HERE AND GO TO KAZAKASTAN OR SOMETHING!!!! BYE!!!!